#this is the worst thing ive ever posted

[notreyev]

"BE IN HEAT AROUND JUNO"??????? AKJFAJKFWEFJKASFIJHASFHIASFHJI

have you HEARD the first run of Murderous Mask??? he was PRESENTING

[shyflops]

boyfriend cut jeans are uncut boyfriend erasure

[vvebal]

common misconception! this is actually only a fraction of the original saying, the full thing goes as follows:

"jack off all trades, masturbate nuns, but still always better than the fapper of one"

its like the old saying goes: "jack off all trades, masturbate nuns" or somethingg likethat

[blighted-lights]

ravage is #1 personal space stealer and heater, 10/10 would recommend having him as an amica. usually he'd be sleeping curled around soundwave's head but the other cassettes are out harassing starscream on patrol, so soundwave's chest is free real estate

anyways send me asks with ur soundwave and ravage hcs and mayhaps i'll draw them soon

[bishy437]

im so srory

[derangedthoughtssideblog]

thought about enjolras for 2 minutes. now i'm deeply unwell

[theythemmer]

phinktober day 13: cat and bear

[nerdragenewvegas]

me, pre Fallout, never having really seen anything with Goggins in it: ehhh he's hot when he's a ghoul but I don't know if he's my cup of tea otherwise me, a month deep in whore-prison with the other ghoulie girlies: I want this weird cryptid ass looking tv evangelist so fucking bad I cannot actually verbalise it, but what I can tell you is that it is something so deep and primal and ancient that I could stand before Cleopatra and attempt to explain myself, and despite us sharing no common tongue, she would understand me.

EDIT: Oh no i got up to the part where it's a flashback and he's a hot uncle and i am literally at critical mass what the fuck

[horrorlesbion]

lolita, my love || interview with the vampire 02x07 "i could not prevent it"

bonus:

[celestial-letters]

HEY CHAT. the silly (it was mammon. we all knew it was going to be mammon) won the poll so i am now legally obligated to write smth for our first man. hope u guys like it 🫶 also. i dont. have. yellow on mobile. so we have to. deal with it. and. use orange instead. #sad

mammon relationship hcs

OH THIS FUCKING GUY.

Loser.

Will do stupid shit to impress you.

"Hey, watch me carry this comically large box!"

"Mammon, I don't think that's a good idea."

"Don't be ridiculous! Look!" *dies*

You mention it's kind of cold? He will immediately take off his jacket and have you wear it. His brothers will not hear the end of it.

"Hey, guys! Guess who wore my jacket? That's right, it was-"

"Mammon, nobody cares."

After a lecture from Lucifer, Mammon will look for you in search of comfort (and cuddles)

He'll bury his face in your shoulder and complain while you rub circles on his back

He loves affection, but he gets embarrassed easily

Super clingy once he's comfortable in your relationship, but don't be fooled, he gets flustered all the time.

He's amazing at giving gifts. He knows exactly what you want without fail. Mammon just knows you best.

He's also surprisingly good at knowing where you are??? Like, Lucifer will ask him where you are and he'll respond with "I dunno, try the cat cafè." And you're there??? You didn't even tell him where you were going, he just guessed.

So annoying about you. He won't shut up about you, but he can't help himself!! He just loves you so much and everything about you is so perfect that the list would be over 30 pages long! Don't tell him I said that-

He may not be the Avatar of Envy, but he tends to get jealous easy.

You're hanging out with his brothers a little too much for his liking? That's it, you're legally obligated to spend the day with him now.

Physically cannot be more than 30 feet away from you or else he will implode.

So, so many movie marathons. At least once a week.

He tends to fall asleep easily though, so they usually never get finished.

Wakes you up in the middle of the night for the dumbest reasons and pokes you until he's sure you're awake.

"Hey. Hey hey hey hey hey hey-"

"...What..?"

"Ya hungry?"

He would never admit this, but he likes making you laugh. He just finds the way you scrunch up your face so adorable. And your laugh too. He loves your laugh. He could never get tired of it, even if he wanted to.

It is genuinely so difficult to get this guy to say "I love you" because he recharges his courage to actually say it every 6 weeks because he thinks it's SO embarrassing.

Just because he doesn't say it a lot doesn't mean he doesn't. Mammon just finds it difficult to say. So remember that he loves you, will you?

[ratinasoupkitchen]

[frenchfriedgiraffe]

WE HAVE A NEW CASE, TODD

[t4tails]

LORE OLYMPUS IS OVER

[dnpbeats]

I fear for the things the nun costume has seen and gone trough. It should be washed with boiling holy water

POV u put the sister daniel fit under a blacklight:

[timecase]

Hello so a while ago I downloaded MikuMikuDance and had a horrible wonderful idea that I was able to bring to fruition with Nautica's Perceptor model and LeomarieMMD's Griddy file.

[lenny-zesty]

*corporate jingle* YOU'RE LISTENING TO

*stock elevator music*

104.5

*heavy operating machinery*

JCJENSON FM

*aggressive pen clicking* WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT THE FINEST ADVERTISEMENTS FOR YOUR FAVORITE CORPORATE CONGLOMERATE

*core collapse* THIS ISN'T YOUR JUNIOR MANAGER'S STATION

*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*